URIEL: “Misha is just lifting things all day, fat guys, like Jim.”

MISHA: “Then my hands would smell like mayo all day.”

URIEL: “They already do.  God, I hate the Dutch.”

GM: “The vorpal critical strikes you Uriel.  You are reduced to zero hit points and are deflected 50 feet from the battle area.”

URIEL: “What…sorry, I couldn’t hear you. You know, with the c#$& in your mouth.”

…

EDWIN: “Why are you touching me? Lay on Hands?”

URIEL: “Yeah…sure…

MISHA: “Can I use my STR instead of Cha for Intimidate?”

GM: “How?”

MISHA: “I just lift stuff…I AM SOOO POWERFUL!!”

JONAS: “Oh my god, he bench pressed Jim!”

AIDEN: “Who’s Jim?”

EDWIN: “Jim could be a dragon…”

URIEL: “Or a real fat guy.”