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URIEL: “Misha is just lifting things all day, fat guys, like Jim.”
MISHA: “Then my hands would smell like mayo all day.”
URIEL: “They already do. God, I hate the Dutch.”
EDWIN: “Why are you touching me? Lay on Hands?”
URIEL: “Yeah…sure…
MISHA: “Can I use my STR instead of Cha for Intimidate?”
GM: “How?”
MISHA: “I just lift stuff…I AM SOOO POWERFUL!!”
JONAS: “Oh my god, he bench pressed Jim!”
AIDEN: “Who’s Jim?”
EDWIN: “Jim could be a dragon…”
URIEL: “Or a real fat guy.”
GM: “The vorpal critical strikes you Uriel. You are reduced to zero hit points and are deflected 50 feet from the battle area.”
URIEL: “What…sorry, I couldn’t hear you. You know, with the c#$& in your mouth.”
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